2004 End of Year Expansion

You can imagine my eyes bulging out of my head at the sheer enthusiasm of shopping with other people's money. It isn't a common occurrence so I thank my lucky stars when I get said opportunity.

HOWEVER

This enthusiasm has been contravened due to unforseen holiday "expansion". Yeah suckos I've expanded the waist line this year to more than my daily pants can handle. Causes of expansion? I'll list them!

1. World Gym what? I haven't stepped through their doors in a MONTH (absolutely unheard of)
2. Cookies (damn you holiday cookie cooks!)
3. Chocolate examples include: Peanut m&m's, chocolate covered espresso beans, assorted chocolates at my boyfriends, chocolate covered pretzels, hershey kisses and on.
4. Cheesy casseroles. You know what I'm referring to, cheesy potatos, cheesy broccoli and rice, cheesy cheese! Ahhh!
5. Complete and utter lazyness compiled with alcohol! Days spent on the couch watching nothing but football eating peanuts and cheese-its and drinking beer. (rough life)

I'm rather upset about the mere mention of trying on clothes. I think I'll be taking a rain check on my shopping adventure until I can fit into the pants I currently own. I can't imagine a more depressing shopping trip then to purchase "fat" pants! YIPES!!!