Ahem!
Those of you who are dating me, all...ONE of you! ha ha
I'm sorry!
I've got cramps, gas and a propensity to cry for no known reason for an inordinate length of time causing my eyelids to swell twice their size.
Good news!
The cramps can be relieved with ibuprofen.
The gas has the affect of an elephant running full force at your head...get a safe 1,000 miles away!
The eyes...eyeliner can work some major magic.

I'm sorry Mister. I suck this week!