50 Things Because I'm Fucking Bored and Can't Think of 100

1. What's my name? Shut the fuck up!
2. This morning I got to work and upon getting out of my truck, I locked myself out of it. Yep, keys, purse, everything locked up. (they got me locked out, they won't let me in)
3. I then proceeded to make coffee with too many grounds causing a fucking watery, coffee grounds MESS!
4. I'm wearing black and all my detached hair shows up so wonderfully well on it.
5. My Ten Year High School Reunion is next year...how depressing is that?!
6. Why did i just use uppercase on all those words?
7. I'm drinking Starbucks Cielo something or other because my boyfriend so graciously brought it to me, before even knowing about my coffee making inability this a.m.
8. The taste isn't that great...but better than a cup full of grounds!
9. I told my boss he needs his eyebrows waxed (he totally does)
10. This one time at band camp...
11. I was never in band...in fact my highschool extra curricular activities included: drinking, hanging out, going to concerts, sometimes studying, driving around aimlessly with friends with nothing to do...drinking. Basically preparing for college!
12. I work out (with my boyfriend) 6 days a week and take Wednesdays off.
13. You would hardly believe the amount of water I consume in a day.
14. I can't wait to get my tax return!
15. You don't have to be beautiful to turn me on.
16. PK turned me on to this fantastic boredom banisher.
17. My favorite colors are pink and black...to wear.
18. I love words and dictionaries.
19. My most favorite gum is Extra Wildberry Frost/Extra Bubble Gum/Orbit Bubblemint/Orbit Cinnamint. I chew a lot of gum daily.
20. I absolutely love techno, Paul Oakenfold and DJ Tiesto are among my most favorite.
21. I turned 21 in Barcelona whilst hooping it up until I puked in the bathroom, crawled out (hands and knees folks) and was dragged home by a good friend who put me in bed.
22. I have an addiction to stationary, stickers and pens.
23. I like my men (one in particular) muscular and confident (NOT cocky!)(not meatheaded)
24. Google is by far the best invention. Got a question? GOOGLE IT!!! Wonder whether or not your man/woman is right for you? GOOGLE IT! Want a picture of Mel Torme's hiney? No? okay.
25. Holy crap, how the hell can you get to 100 when I'm wondering how I'll get to 50? Halfway there!
26. Last night I dreamt my mom was cooking using ingredients that only consisted of chocolate: chocolate bars (still wrapped in aluminum) peanut m&m's, white chocolate shaped into leaves? She had a pot full of m&m's heating on the stove? I think I'm craving some cooked chocolate, what about you?
27. I love my boyfriend more than any man I've dated ever. He rules!
28. Saw an episode of Sponge Bob for the first time and laughed my ass off!
29. I'm gullible as hell. For example: My boss told me that there will be a shortage of fish (tilapia is a staple in my diet) now because of the Tsuami and that it is going to triple in price. I exclaimed, REALLY?!? He said, No.
30. Plutonium is by far the best element. It's just fun to say, Plutonium. How's your plutonium? Good thank you...Oh! You're breaking the beakers! (if you know what i'm talking about, you can join my club)
31. I read where 67% of Americans are either fat or obese. That is just sick/sad!
32. Texas is a state that breeds idiocy/lunacy.
33. I enjoy reading Maxim and Playboy. I have a subscription to Maxim thanks to a really good friend of mine! Thanks Charlie!!
34. I started reading Augusten Burrough's Running With Scissors but had to give it back before I was halfway through because the library said so! Meanies!
35. The Police/Sting, Elton John and Fleetwood Mac are seriously timeless! I love them forever and always!
36. I love comments on my blog so much! Especially if it makes me laugh!
37. I miss college. I had a blast and now...not so much.
38. I'd like to take a year and travel all over Europe. Any sponsors willing to fund me?!
39. My hands have some sweet calouses on them from lifting. It's fun to pick at.
40. I use special prescription deodorant so I don't sweat in the armpit region. This is the greatest invention!
41. I'm infatuated/obsessed with tweezing, picking and prodding. My boyfriend leaves me nothing in which to carry out my freakish desire to pick/pluck/prod. Damn him!
42. Though I once pulled a hair from his nostril region which was the FUNNIEST thing ever! His pain was my pleasure. Aww sorry love, you have to admit it was funny!
43. (He'll never let me do it again)
44. I have an unnatural desire to be hairless. I'm not a big fan of hair unless it is attached to my head.
45. I love my friends and very much value our relationship, even if we haven't spoken in a while. I love you guys!
46. I get a kick out of q-tipping my ears...it feels so good!
48. I'm almost OUTTA HERE!
49. anyone notice i skipped 47?
50. Yahoo! Have a great weekend!!!