You Down Wit OCD?!

YEAH you know me!

Well tis the season to acquire various colds, coughs, flu, herpes...(er..? maybe not) from co-workers! Right now my boss is battling influenza or something similar and a co-worker has some sort of ass virus that i want no part of!

In my bodies defense I turn OCD! Every morning I am the first to arrive. I get the bottle of 409 and Fantastic and spray anything that could have been manhandled by their disease infected hands. This includes; light switches, buttons on the microwave, door handles, key boards, phone receivers, pens for crying out loud! (I've gone really looney tunes!) I do not want to share anything with these people, especially their germs! Bleh! I also do touch ups through out the day.

Ridiculous, I know, but I'm not going to get whatever they wanna give me! I'm never this anal anywhere else. Just here. Just when one of the bees is sick. I also start popping vitamins like a mad woman!

Look what my work environment created! OCD, vitamin pill popping, snooze hitting, withdrawal from society having, tree hugging, gas hating, "team america fuck yeah"ing, jesus jones hating, small heater heatering, water guzzling, picky xm listener-ing MONSTER! (i might have derailed a little (okay a lot))

Nothing can stop me now!