2005 Ass Off!

A lot of women wonder what guys sit around and talk about...just like a lot of guys wonder what women sit around and talk about. Well looky, looky. I'm the lady in the light ready to share all. Obviously I know what women sit around talking about, which is:

- Asses (w/sexual connotation)
- Sex (good and bad)
- Any drama in the "circle"
- Clothes
- Men we lust after
- Asses (w/excrement/flatulence connotation)
- Drama in relationships


What do men talk about?

- Football
- Boobs
- Asses (w/sexual connotation)
- Video Games
- Boobs
- Football
- Asses (w/excrement/flatulence connotation)
- (no they don't discuss sex, as most women think)

Now then. When witnessing the ever so eloquent conversations between boyfriend and roommate, a funny thing happened with the discussion of (excrement/flatulence)asses.

Essentially, Mr. Roommate declared his ass had the most smelly by product when tooting. Mr. Brad disagreed saying that after a diet of egg whites and spinach for a week he would no doubt trump any smell coming from Mr. Roommate's ass. Laughing at Mr. Roommate's definite demise in this battle, I touted that there is NO WAY he could clear the room the way Mr. Brad's ass could.

The Ass Off was then manifested and the gauntlet thrown down.

Mr. Roommate is threatening that with egg salad for just one day, he will no doubt defeat Mr. Brad's ass and his consumption of just egg whites and spinach for a week.

If there is any justice in the world, I will not have to mediate this contest. (yes this is really what we do in our spare time)