You take dead animals to the vet?

I'd take you to the vet!

My come back lines are about as good as Chris Farley's in Tommy Boy. I suck. It makes for a more humorous conversation though!

I'll say hesitantly "shuuut up" or "you're the one..." in reaction to my subjection of routine ridicule.

It is pretty pathetic really. I think that with my vernacular at hand, I could think of something witty. However it is always the case that the most witty come backs occur to me a good half hour AFTER the fact. Then I have a good chuckle to myself, hoping next time I'll be on my toes and prepared for the "witty" to occur. It doesn't ever happen like that, but my hopes keep me dredging through this cruel, cruel world. hee hee

That is all.