P.S.

Remember how i was oh so happy to get my lap top? Fixated on toting it around and blogging whenever I wanted? More importantly was wherever I wanted.

Well i was slapped briskly into reality when visiting my local starbucks...whereupon I discovered, wifi is NOT free?! WTF?! Why not!?!

Becoming filled with rage, i queried to myself, isn't wifi an element of service to the customer? A tool, if you will, to bring customers to your establishment? I now have to pay for this tool? Ridiculous! Ludicrous! Preposterous!

I imagine I will have to start paying a small fee for the baristas to grind my coffee before brewing? i will have to start paying for the half and half I leisurely add to my coffee? For the Splenda of which I steal a handful with each visit?

It isn't enough I spend $1.80 for a cup of coffee? I now have to pay for a service which brings me to the Starbucks as well? Well FUCK YOU Starbucks*! Caribou Coffee? Fuck YOU too!

I'm headed to Stauf's and the local coffee joints to log in to the net for FREE!!!! I will enjoy my coffee and surf the net while spending ONLY $1.80! Take That!




*I'm sorry I do still love you! I can't help it! You put crack in your coffee!