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now that the weather is getting rather pleasant (a good 73 degrees today! wahoo!) people come from outside their dwellings to share with the world their once unknown presence.

These people need to crawl back under that rock and never come out again. I was better living my life not knowing they existed. Here are some of the observations i've had to witness as the crazies/mentally unstable are rearing their ugly heads!

1. picture a very small station wagon that looked like someone dragged it out of the dump. this vehicle was moving down the road containing 5 similarly small people who were most likely from the same dump. the speed limit is 35 on this rather busy straight forward road. the dumpy car probably has a weed trimmer for an engine so apparently it could not attain the listed legal mph. So apparently it was able to travel a solid 10 mph. i am NOT exaggerating. you can't imagine what this does to my patience. But! being the wicked awesome driver that i am! i chose the old "turn the blinker on acting like i'm going to turn using the turn lane and then flooring it to get ahead of them" trick. works everytime! Fuckers!

2. our office is located on a really busy street. busy with pedestrian and vehicle traffic. most times the pedestrians are the most entertaining and it just so happens this is one of those times! So I'm staring longingly out the window as it is always more pleasant out there than in here. I see this strange woman (they're all strange around here) walking down the street toward our office. She caught my eye with the chiq colors and obviously popular choice of hair cuts. As I peered at her for a bit, I noticed she was a he. Yeah, a Maleshe/HeShe! Sh(HE) had a mowhawk as the hairdo of choice, which is pretty hot if you ask me! Anyways The Mowhawk (funny looking word huh?) person had on what appeared to be a Pippy Longstocking outfit. You remember her? Pippy! The stockings which were like neon pink, yellow and blue colored stripeds going horizontally went all the way up. SheHe had on a top of the same neon fabric action too. Dude it looked like sheHE fell off some sort of Disney's demented funkadelic train. Where do you find outfits like that?! Apparently around HERE!? ShHe didn't do anything amazing besides strut down the street giving us all sHE had in stage presence. I applaud His(er) efforts. Bravo crazy pippy man-lady! Bravo!

that is all for now. i'll update daily as i see fit. Mind you it will be cooling down again! fucking spring my ass! anyway bear with me as the cold will assuredly hit again and i'll be missing out on some of the popular street-tainment!