Fucking Wednesday

You know, instead of Hump Day we should refer to Wednesday as Fucking Day. It's just got a nicer ring to it I think. Wednesday is especially sedate in the office which tends to slow time down so much that I'd liken it to following around an 80 year old in the grocery store. Nipping at their feet the whole time, wanting to go faster but not able to pass them. Anxious as hell behind them as they shuffle ever so slowly, careful to read every damn package on every shelf of every product ever made. Fucking old people! Wow. I've got some pent up anger I think. I like my grandparents and all but if they are in front of me...they better move outta the way! What? You feel the same way! Don't deny it!
I'll be happy whem I am 70 years old shuffling around slowly in the store. I won't have any shame! (i'm not living to be 80 though! you can't make me!)

Right on, now onto another subject! Who says this, "thank you much" What is that? I hear it all day every day. "thank you much" how does this make sense? it doesn't! suck!

oh my gosh! the funniest thing ever! I've never laughed so hard (yes i have). I was talking on the phone a while ago w/ my best friend. We are talking and the conversation winds down after an hour (yeah we have a lot to talk about!) then all the sudden she says, "Oh crap, I've got something important to tell you" then the phone goes dead. I look incredulously at the phone like, "i can *NOT* believe that just happened!?" So I am stoked to hear what this important thing is and I start to laugh thinking she did it on purpose? maybe?
I call her back and I'm all, "so what is it? what is so important?" she starts laughing and tells me she did it on purpose. I was crying laughing, what an awesome prank! I mean it took me like 10 minutes to stop laughing. it is that hysterical laugh kind of like after you scare someone on purpose? why is that so funny? have you ever scared someone in the shower? I will laugh so hard that i can't catch my breath, i have to concentrate on not laughing. just the image of the scared person is absolutely hysterical. i'm chuckling to myself right now!
in any event, if you are feeling down and you need a good pick me up, call someone you love and talk for a while then pop the "oh my gosh, I forgot to tell you!" then hang up! i swear it is the greatest!!!