you say tomato, i say tomato, coincidence? i think NOT!
HOLY SHIT! Every hour the heat rises. Every hour a body part tingles with pain! I am such a dumb ass! There is a news flash eh? This a.m. to kill some time after working out i decided to go tanning. Oh sure i've been 5 times before and worn a scant spf 4 to ensure the brown not the burn. This works so you know.
Well this particular morning I was distracted. I took Brad into the tanning room with me for some QT before he went to work. yeah let your imaginations run wild, i don't mind. So i didn't bring the tanning lotion with me.
BAD idea! My ass is on fire, not with passion and love though! My face, oh tomato face! I feel it getting so hot every aching minute. I'm afraid to go to the mirror. Each visit to the bathroom is a redder face each time! Shitters!
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