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I saw a bumper sticker this morning that said something to the effect of "ban the french" There was a picture of the French flag with a slash through it. This American idiot made my morning commute a little more entertaining. As I envisioned myself getting out of my car and tap, tap, tapping on his window. I had a conversation I wanted to strike up with him/her.

Remember when Americans hated the French? There was that whole ordeal about the French not supporting us with the war etc. etc. Who cares?! To what end does it matter? Weren't there other countries equally as unsupportive? (yes!)

I don't support the war. I support our troops because I don't want them to die but I don't agree with the reason they are there. (Why the fuck are they there?) Should there be a bumper sticker made to ban me? Ban Dominique because she agrees with the French. There will be a picture of me smiling, holding the French flag with a nice red slash through it.

Freedom fries? I mean come the fuck on?! Let's change the name of our french fries because the word FRENCH is in it!

RETARDED!

Americans are so full of themselves! Oh, I am an American, everyone in every country should love me! (wait, everyone does love me!)(never mind)