Doctor Know(s TMI)

Those of you who've been reading from the VERY beginning know that i'm the antithesis of a hypchondriac. Antithesis of one who visits doctors. The antithesis of having any procedure with the reward being my health insurance not covering it.

Plainly stated, I don't EVER go to the doctor. Albeit somewhat disrespectful to my body as "wellness" care is a responsible duty...i say, "If it ain't broke, fuck it!"

Well I gave in and went to the doctor. I know, i know! I didn't want to I swear! however, this is a special doctor! Regarding the special functions necessary for a very special reproductive possiblity in the future...very much the future. Like in ten years people.

All you ladies in the house know the simple list of questions you face when visiting this doctor. I won't bore you with all the answers* save one.

When asked, "Do you provide yourself with routine breast examinations?" I looked at him (yeah Him) and said, "errrr, ummm, i suppose i should answer yes?" he started to admonish me and i piped in, "my boyfriend does...sort of!!" Both of us starting cracking up, he shook his head and said, "I'll give you a check minus on that one" ha ha ha (I was getting graded!) (Awesome!)








*yes
*no
*it frequently burns in that area yes
(haha just kidding)