Office Ass Ovoidance

I'm still here and somehow "here" is calling. That song by goo goo dolls has never made more sense to me. My head is out in an unknown universe. Desultory thoughts are bumping and grinding in my cranial region. Some work related, most not.

First of all, I need to find some sunshiny goodness in my daily dealings with the 8 hour stint I spend at a place we all call, work.
The rays of light are nary seen. (don't you love the word nary?) (sounds like hairy and THAT rocks!)
After 3 years, this old hat needs to move to a new head! (hee, hee, *thinkingwhatagreatmetaphorijustcreated*)

I'm tired, tired, tired, tired, tired of being a useless body in a chair situated in front of a computer. I want to free myself from office ass, free myself of phone answering, finger typing, clerical bull shit.

Any suggestions?