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Holy shit! I remembered my login and my password! How long has it been? You can thank my dumb ass job for my lack of writing. Ever since they abolished Blogger I've been MIA. Mind you this has not increased my productivity. It has only allowed me to realize that I cannot go on forever in my (then) state of catatonia. So! I scaled back my hours (enter high pitch squeal of both excitement and disdain (for the lack of funds once generated from my paycheck!)) I've also decided on a different career avenue. I won't give away the surprise but lets just say it is a total 180 from my current position in front of the ol 'puter!

In order to pursue this new career path I've got to go back to school. The first class I take? Physics. First let me just say, PHYSICS. Second, I've been out of college for 5 years and in the interim have used my brain as sporadically and inhabitually as was proper to just keep myself alive. Now I'm back at school and...and...you remember the word "math." Yeah neither did I! We've actually got to use concepts from that word, "math." It hurts!

Lets review some basics from my history in college. In my career starting as an 18 year old college student, I would take classes like Plant Biology to avoid having to actually learn difficult concepts for Human Biology. How complex can a plant get, really? I took one freaking math class the 4 years I was in college. I figured I was due a break when my senior year of High School I had to take Trigonometry. Didn't do much good as it led to my testing into the College Math for RETARDS. You know that test they make you take to see what Math Placement you belong? I obviously failed it miserably and the first year I took my "You learned this shit in 8th grade" course. I was then happy to choose a major that did not require anymore of that "math."

Needless to say I've been busy. My boyfriend (of course still Brad) is going to Vegas this weekend for a bachelor party. Woo! I think we are going to the tittie club here to get him ready for the big time. Can't go from visiting no tittie clubs to Las Vegas tittie clubs without some priming. Apparently Briana Banks is here...he loves Briana.

Anywayz I'm out like trout. Gotta go read about Newton and his dumb ass laws.

PEACE!